If you want to step aside from playing for a moment, here are some really amusing gambling jokes you can read and have fun with:
- My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
- Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.
- They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My bet’s on Dave.
- Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? A: “I can’t deal with you anymore.”
- Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
- Q: Whats the difference between poker players and politicans? A: Politicans tell the truth.
- Q: What do vampires play poker for? A: High Stakes!
- Girls are like blackjack, I’m trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16.
- My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
- Q: How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? A: Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them!