If you want to step aside from playing for a moment, here are some really amusing gambling jokes you can read and have fun with:

  1. My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
  2. Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.
  3. They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My bet’s on Dave.
  4. Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? A: “I can’t deal with you anymore.”
  5. Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
  6. Q: Whats the difference between poker players and politicans? A: Politicans tell the truth.
  7. Q: What do vampires play poker for? A: High Stakes!
  8. Girls are like blackjack, I’m trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16.
  9. My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
  10. Q: How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? A: Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them!